To Infinity and Beyond

[aloof_savant]

It certainly looks like everyone's starting to settle in their new surroundings. I'm surprised that some of them even took up jobs! Not that I'm complaining... my notes and books have never been tidier, it's a hell of a time saver. I bet Albert would be jealous if he knew how I lived. Or probably not. Then there's that new innkeeper, who's even got experience in paperwork! Can you believe my luck? ...I guess I shouldn't be too glad. These people surely wish they were rather home than here.

...Man, infinite worlds, huh? There must be all kinds of uniquely interesting people out there. Thousands, I bet.

Comments

[prince_of_bandits]

Heh. Too bad we look nothing alike, or else I'd have a job, too!

[aloof_savant]

Uhh...

Why would I hire you to look like me, at a time like this?

[prince_of_bandits]

Why not? Ya never know when someone might come kill ya! And I'm good at it!

[aloof_savant]

I already suspect one person is watching me in my sleep, and I never think about being killed when I'm awake anyway. It really wouldn't be necessary...

[prince_of_bandits]

You think that makes ya safe? What if that person were to kill ya!? Man, talk about a dark twist!

[aloof_savant]

...For that person to kill me, I'd probably have done something to deserve it. Maybe.

C-Can we not talk about people killing me in my sleep? Please?

[prince_of_bandits]

Well, I'm just sayin'! Though, I wouldn't wanna be killed as your impersonator either... forget I suggested this, yeah!

[aloof_savant]

Deal! Besides, I'm sure you have plenty other talents that don't involve either of us having to die.