Unwanted Affiliations

[fierce_marauder]

[ Hervey is sitting on the side of the fountain, looking mighty exhausted. His right hand is covered in what appears to be ink, but you can just make out some purple-green bruising under the black smears. The pirate's cheeks also appear to have been smudged with the ink, although those marks are a little lighter. ]

How do they keep putting up all these damn signs?!

[ Next to him is a pile of wood with words painted haphazardly onto them, but it's hard to make out what they say considering most of the wood is broken into a variety of splintery, small pieces. ]

Geez, we should've just killed them or thrown them into jail or something! Next time I see them, I'm definitely taking them in...

Stupid Jeremy, could've easily happened to him but I just had to go and be the man...

Comments

[miss_matchmaker]

Ohh Sir Hervey! ♥ I read your quest report, it looks like you've made some lifelong friends!! Too bad about the reward though...

[fierce_marauder]

I hope they fall of a cliff, to be honest.

What, so we don't get a reward at all?

[miss_matchmaker]

Oh, you're such a joker! Hehe, that sense of humour is the reason you're all friends now, I bet!

Don't you feel kind of rewarded already?

[fierce_marauder]

... It wasn't a joke.

Not even a little bit. I'm running around trying to fix all the stupid crap that these guys are doing and we don't even get any dosh? Shouldn't you like, take some of their potch beforehand for these quests??

[miss_matchmaker]

Hehe, hindsight is a wonderful thing, isn't it? But you can't say I didn't warn you! ♥

Don't be so hard on yourself though, poor farmers have been thriving ever since Dirty Hervey and the Boys came into the scene. That was all you, Sir Hervey! ..Or is it Dirty Hervey now? Oh my...

[fierce_marauder]

That seems like a kinda' messed up system, though. Shouldn't you at least take half their potch beforehand?

... Just call me Hervey. And you're saying they're actually helping farmers out? ... Better than I expected, I guess.

[miss_matchmaker]

That... is a brilliant idea! M-Maybe I am too trusting. How embarrassing!~

Well, the quest report states that you would ruthlessly punish them if they don't. Sir Hervey, you're quite the slave driver! --err, I mean Hervey! ♥

[fierce_marauder]

... Doin' that from now on, then?

Well, at least they're living in fear. Seriously, doesn't that quest report say anything about Jeremy for once!?

[miss_matchmaker]

Aye, sir! Don't you worry, from now on Moana's quests are 100% legit*!!

Heyy! You can't know what Sir Jeremy's report says, not until I deliver the evaluation personally! Rules are rules, hehe.


*conditions apply.

[fierce_marauder]

C'mon, just a little hint?

[miss_matchmaker]

RULES

ARE

RULES


♥

[miss_matchmaker]

...But he did sound really stoic and cool, from the reports! That's all I can say! Hehe, it's just like those buddy-buddy cliches, isn't it? One is the charismatic mouthpiece, and the other the quiet handsome type! I should put you guys together more often. ♥

[fierce_marauder]

Quiet and handsome? Are you serious? Jeremy? C'mon, he's no Sigurd! Do you think he's handsome?!

[miss_matchmaker]

[ Serious Moana. ]

You can't ask for my evaluation of an individual outside of the interest of a quest, it's unprofessional.

[fierce_marauder]

...

But you do, don't you? I mean, you pretty much just said it.

[miss_matchmaker]

[miss_matchmaker]

Aw, Hervey! I think you're both equally great in your own ways!! Gosh, please don't fight over me, my only love is my job!! Ahahahah--!

[ Flutters her notepad near her face. This darn heat! ]

[fierce_marauder]

... Can't believe she thinks he's handsome.